November Bumper Stickers
Here’s one side:
There are no foreigners.
Buckle Up it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
How many lives per gallon does it cost us?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Who would Jesus bomb?
Enjoy Life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
God is too big to fit inside one religion.
Corporate Media = Mass Mind Control
And on the other side:
If you scumbags want a holy war, stop this vehicle.
The only good arab is a dead arab.
Bomb Mecca!
Allah was a pig. Mohammed was a monkey.
Osama bin Rotten is a fag. And his mother and wives are crack head whores.
Boycott all taxicabs driven by disgusting arab muslim maggots.
I can’t believe people actually put some of this stuff on their cars. I am all for a little self expression, but do we have to go out of our way to be offensive? Can we just stick to funny stuff, since we’re usually stuck in traffic when we read bumper stickers anyway. That is irritating enough, and then you get stuck behind some guy whose got all kinds of political, spiritual, or social comments splattered all over his car. Suddenly you’re having to explain stuff to your six-year old (whose growing spelling abilities are proving problematic) that you were pretty sure wouldn’t come up for at least a few more years. I am not asking to live in a g-rated universe, but can’t we at least try for a little neutrality out there? Like some of these:
So what have we learned from all this?
Thou shalt think for thyself.
It’s not that life’s too short; it’s that it’s too full of distracting, pointless crap.
It’s a free country, but try explaining that to the IRS.
Plead Insanity.
Rich and Famous in a parallel universe.
Must. Stay. Conscious.
Don’t freak out…..okay….freak out.
Contents under pressure.
It’s too late for me; save yourself.
Recovering Grownup.
Don’t trust anyone over 30 40 50 60
Fear Hope
Choose Happiness
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