Tulsa, OK

Here are the best ones we saw last month:

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Born OK the first time.

Control your destiny, or someone else will.

Cats not kids.

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

I am not a bitch. I’m the bitch, and it’s Miss Bitch to YOU.

I majored in liberal arts, would you like fries with that?

It’s pray for, NOT, prey on others.

Love your enemies, it really gets them confused.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Some days the dragon wins.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system. (I want this one for my car.)