Tulsa, OK

Here is last month’s collection of funny, sad, political, and sometimes rude sayings:

Always remember You’re Unique…..Just Like Everyone Else.

Boldly Going Nowhere

Consciousness…That annoying time between naps.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Change is inevitable…..struggle is an option.

Chaos, panic, disorder…my work here is done.

Freedom of Religion means any religion.

Earth First……We’ll strip mine the other planets later.

Heavily medicated for your safety. (I know way too many of these people.)

Don’t Steal…the government hates competition.

I’m for the separation of church and hate.

Make yourself at home…clean my kitchen.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

Live simply…so that others may simply live.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

And my personal favorite for the month:

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.